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So today I sit by the computer cruising through a pile of emails and come across this little gem…no author given but I think it is great!!!!!

RECALL  NOTICE:

The Maker of all human beings (GOD) is recalling all units
manufactured, regardless of make or year,  due to a serious defect in
the primary and  central component of the heart.
This  is due to a malfunction in the original  prototype units code
named Adam and Eve,  resulting in the reproduction of the same defect
in all subsequent units.
This defect has been identified as “Subsequential  Internal
Non-morality,” more commonly known as  S.I.N., as it is primarily
expressed.

Some of the symptoms include:
1. Loss of direction
2. Foul vocal emissions
3. Amnesia of origin
4. Lack of peace and joy
5. Selfish or violent behavior
6. Depression or confusion
7. Fearfulness
8. Idolatry
9. Rebellion
The Manufacturer, who is neither liable nor at fault  for this defect,
is providing factory-authorized  repair and service free of charge to
correct this defect.
The Repair Technician, JESUS, has most  generously offered to bear the
entire burden of  the staggering cost of these repairs. There is no
additional fee required.
The number to call for repair in all areas is:
P-R-A-Y-E-R.
Once connected, please upload your burden of  SIN through the
REPENTANCE procedure.
Next, download ATONEMENT from the Repair  Technician, Jesus, into the
heart component.

No matter how big or small the SIN defect is, Jesus will replace it with:
1. Love
2. Joy
3. Peace
4. Patience
5. Kindness
6. Goodness
7. Faithfulness
8. Gentleness
9. Self control

Please see the operating manual, the B.I.B.L.E. (BEST Instructions
Before Leaving Earth) for further details on the use of these fixes.
WARNING: Continuing to operate the human being unit without correction
voids any manufacturer warranties, exposing the unit to dangers and
problems too numerous to list, and will result in the human unit being
permanently impounded. For free emergency service, call on Jesus.

DANGER: The human being units not responding to this recall action
will have to be scrapped in the furnace. The SIN defect will not be
permitted to enter Heaven so as to
prevent contamination of that facility. Thank you for your attention!

–  GOD

P.S. Please assist where possible by notifying others of this
important recall notice, and you may  contact the Father any time by
‘Knee mail’!

Because HE Lives!

Working for God on earth doesn’t pay much……

But His retirement plan is out of  this world!

I am so glad to have a friend that sends me stuff like this once and awhile it really puts a smile on my face.

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